Cheapskates guide to Valentines Days

Post 359264 by lewton on 2011-02-08 23:27:32

Thinking of embarking on another romantic interlude! However the last two such embarks have been so bl**dy expensive I'm a bit on the Russel Skint side! So need advice on valentines gifts,don't think I'll get away with Lidl Dry Powder Fire Extinguisher,or soldering Iron so looking for inspiration Any advice greatfully received Thanks in advance and all that!

Post 359271 by Dangerous Dave on 2011-02-09 00:09:22

Got no advice to give as me and mrs Bomb don't do valentines day (hehehehe) just a waste of time.

Post 359272 by Storm-Troll on 2011-02-09 00:11:31

I was thinkin about takin Mrs Storm Troll out for a romantic day and night and spoiling her too BUT unfortunately she is a Nurse and Her shift is set to work from 07.30am to 21.30 sooo Ill have to go out on my own.and have a drink and a meal for the both of us.. arent I thoughtful.. pmsl...lol :)

Post 359276 by neevo on 2011-02-09 00:18:43

Dump her and spend your money on prostitutes. Fixed cntract with a guaranteed happy ending at the end plus you dont need to woo her, buy her meals or dresses and definitely no jewellery. I call that a win, win , win......... :D

Post 359277 by lewton on 2011-02-09 00:49:40

[quote=bomb192uk;359271]Got no advice to give as me and mrs Bomb don't do valentines day (hehehehe) just a waste of time.[/quote] Admirable but sooooooo wrong lol

Post 359278 by lewton on 2011-02-09 00:52:49

[quote=Storm-Troll;359272]I was thinkin about takin Mrs Storm Troll out for a romantic day and night and spoiling her too BUT unfortunately she is a Nurse and Her shift is set to work from 07.30am to 21.30 sooo Ill have to go out on my own.and have a drink and a meal for the both of us.. arent I thoughtful.. pmsl...lol :)[/quote] Nope!!!! Sorry mate you're going to have to do the Top Gun thing! Hope you sing better than you make excuses! and you're up where you belong!

Post 359279 by lewton on 2011-02-09 00:54:23

[quote=neevo;359276]Dump her and spend your money on prostitutes. Fixed cntract with a guaranteed happy ending at the end plus you dont need to woo her, buy her meals or dresses and definitely no jewellery. I call that a win, win , win......... :D[/quote] So we're seeing a future here then!!!!! Not!!!!!!!

Post 359280 by lewton on 2011-02-09 00:56:57

Love you guys! Keep it coming! LOL

Post 359283 by Storm-Troll on 2011-02-09 01:42:59

[quote=lewton;359278]Nope!!!! Sorry mate you're going to have to do the Top Gun thing! Hope you sing better than you make excuses! and you're up where you belong![/quote] helll I can do the top gun thing lol.. Ill just find a gorgeous woman and throw her the line take me to bed or lose me forever.. lmao then as she runs out the door ill sing. she lost that lovin feelin.. :D.

Post 359352 by kee1173 on 2011-02-09 13:59:13

get home and put on one of her thongs and when she comes in and sees you wearing only a thong it will either be a great night or put her off valentines forever.. worked for beckham..plus you may find the silk quite comfortable.. not that i would know.. hope this helps ...davina

Post 359353 by wegal on 2011-02-09 14:10:22

Dead easy mate....... Run her a bath Cook her some food lay the table all nice light some candles get dressed for dinner ( shirt and tie etc etc) ask her to dress for dinner play the proper gent at the table... pull the chair out so she can sit down..etc etc TALK TO HER compliment her, not just on her looks, but on why you like being with her, be mussy, be soft, show her your femanine side. take her to bed and please HER, forget your own desires or needs, do the things SHE likes you to do, ask her if theres anything she would like you to do to her or for her. Talk to her afterwards, dont just roll over and snore. Thats my advise, and its solid gold ! disclaimer..... if your relationship is ****e, then she may take this oppertunity to dump you !

Post 359355 by kee1173 on 2011-02-09 14:16:37

Is this what being romantic is Wegal? because if it is i have been way off base then...