Post 533355 by Martin R-DES on 2012-08-29 10:19:50
Possibly the only joke ever to make me go "urgh" [B]Why cant women pee properly first thing in the morning? Have you ever tried separating a cheese toastie when its cold??[/B]
Possibly the only joke ever to make me go "urgh" [B]Why cant women pee properly first thing in the morning? Have you ever tried separating a cheese toastie when its cold??[/B]
Same reason the elderly don't have sex...
Why do vampires carry used tampons with them at all times? Everyone needs a cup of tea at some point in the day!