Post 681399 by jamesy12345 on 2014-01-18 10:08:35
A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his first day he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied up at the back of the barracks. He asked his sergeant what the animal was for. The sergeant replied, ‘Well, sir, we’re a fair distance from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel.’ The captain thinks about this, and says, ‘Well if it’s good for morale, then I suppose it’s alright with me.’ After he had been at the fort for about six months, the captain became very frustrated with himself. Finally he could stand it no longer and so he told his sergeant, ‘Bring in the camel!’ The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain’s quarters. The captain then got a footstool and began to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped down, satisfied, and was buttoning his pants up, he asked the sergeant, ‘Is that how the enlisted men do it?’ The sergeant replied, ‘Well, no sir, they usually just use it to ride to the brothel in town.’