Game - YES, NO, DOSENT MATTER
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Post 701918 by ks_p on 2014-04-08 19:52:47
Found this game on Russian Volvo forum (http://forum.volvoforlife.ru)
Rules: I tell u a story and ask a question. You - SHOULD NOT look in the internet and can ask me the questions I can answer ONLY - YES, NO or DOSENT MATTER.
So, let's go!
In corridor A man was runnig with a piece of paper. The light in the corridor started to blink. Man noticed this, fell on his knees and cried "Oh God! NO!!"
Whats happend? Why was he so upset?
PS. Sorry for mistakes - English is not my first language)
Post 701923 by stephenevans99 on 2014-04-08 20:00:03
He was a Prison Guard running to the Electric Chair with the Pardon from the Warden....Lights were blinking as the Prisoner was 'fried'.....Chubby Prison Guard should've ran faster. :)
Post 701940 by ks_p on 2014-04-08 20:30:09
[QUOTE=stephenevans99;701923]He was a Prison Guard running to the Electric Chair with the Pardon from the Warden....Lights were blinking as the Prisoner was 'fried'.....Chubby Prison Guard should've ran faster. :)[/QUOTE]
:flying: correct) but if somebody heard this quiz already - pls, dont help))
Next one:
[B]Once upon a time was a farmer. He had a wife and 2 kids. Also, on his farm were a housemaid and a night watchman. Once, farmer decided to go to the city for some business. His took a train ticket. When he was already ready to go, his watchman came to him and said not to go, coz he had a dream last night that the train
will be crashed. Farmer was superstitious and didnt go. Next day the train really went off the rails. And farmer fired a watchman.[/B]
Why?
Post 701990 by Santa on 2014-04-08 21:49:22
Were the two kids fathered by the watchman?
Post 702032 by ks_p on 2014-04-08 23:04:36
[QUOTE=Santa;701990]Were the two kids fathered by the watchman?[/QUOTE]
dont know... maybe) but it dosent matter)
Post 702052 by JUDGENINJA on 2014-04-09 04:09:45
Did the family still go on the train?
Post 702053 by stribo on 2014-04-09 04:22:59
He shouldn't have been asleep last night, as he's the night watchman.
Post 702057 by JUDGENINJA on 2014-04-09 08:15:43
[QUOTE=stribo;702053]He shouldn't have been asleep last night, as he's the night watchman.[/QUOTE]
Smart arse....
Post 702060 by ks_p on 2014-04-09 09:46:37
[QUOTE=JUDGENINJA;702052]Did the family still go on the train?[/QUOTE]
No)
[QUOTE=JUDGENINJA;702057]Smart arse....[/QUOTE]
My man calls me Smart owl, but I prefer Wise Tree) hehe
[QUOTE=stribo;702053]He shouldn't have been asleep last night, as he's the night watchman.[/QUOTE]
:flying:correct
Next one:
A boy pulled a door bell. When the door was opened he said "Thanks!" and run away.
Post 702062 by stribo on 2014-04-09 10:02:25
[QUOTE=JUDGENINJA;702057]Smart arse....[/QUOTE]
Not bad for 4.30 a.m.;)
Post 702064 by V70 Graham on 2014-04-09 10:17:16
Did he have his coat caught in the door ?
Post 702065 by ks_p on 2014-04-09 10:20:42
[QUOTE=V70 Graham;702064]Did he have his coat caught in the door ?[/QUOTE]
nope)
Post 703040 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-13 17:11:11
Right, gentle poking from the missus to contribute to her threads....
First one: guy was in a space ship, lights flickering was the airlock opening. Piece of paper was....doesn't matter.
Second one: the watchman was one of the Watchmen. They can do that stuff.
Third one: The boy was in prison??
Post 703052 by stribo on 2014-04-13 18:28:56
The boy was trapped in something, when the door was opened he escaped.
Post 705464 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-22 09:39:02
I think she's forgotten about this now.....did the boy tie a bit of string to his tooth to pull it out?? :)
Post 705593 by ks_p on 2014-04-22 20:24:42
[QUOTE=stribo;703052]The boy was trapped in something, when the door was opened he escaped.[/QUOTE]
naahh) I already was asked about simillar thing
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;705464]I think she's forgotten about this now.....did the boy tie a bit of string to his tooth to pull it out?? :)[/QUOTE]
I was not near PC whole last week.
you just posted this here coz I almost told you the answer... guys are absolutelly cannot hold interest in such things... I wonder, how do u play sharades? Oo
but its correct as I gave u lots oh hints (no flying smile for u! and cos of the situation last night in the TGIF also!)
Next:
Why did one man send a letter to his own address every day except Saturday?
Post 705601 by no1tosh on 2014-04-22 20:41:38
because if he sends a letter saturday, it wont arrive on sunday as there's no post?????
Post 705617 by mike 850 on 2014-04-22 22:09:06
as above, he'd have 2 on Monday
Post 705619 by stephenevans99 on 2014-04-22 22:11:33
The man works in the Post Sorting Office....Saturday was his day off?
Post 705657 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-23 05:55:03
[QUOTE=ks_p;705593]naahh) I already was asked about simillar thing
I was not near PC whole last week.
you just posted this here coz I almost told you the answer... guys are absolutelly cannot hold interest in such things... I wonder, how do u play sharades? Oo
but its correct as I gave u lots oh hints (no flying smile for u! and cos of the situation last night in the TGIF also!)
Next:
Why did one man send a letter to his own address every day except Saturday?[/QUOTE]
hehe ALMOST told me.......this is for me :flying:
Post 705679 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 09:31:29
[QUOTE=no1tosh;705601]because if he sends a letter saturday, it wont arrive on sunday as there's no post?????[/QUOTE]
yep) very important fact, good guess! but why wont arrive on sunday? (this is for me)
[QUOTE=mike 850;705617]as above, he'd have 2 on Monday[/QUOTE]
hope) nope. he dosent need two letters on Monday
[QUOTE=stephenevans99;705619]The man works in the Post Sorting Office....Saturday was his day off?[/QUOTE] nope) man dosent work for Post Office) but somebody does! who?
Post 705683 by stephenevans99 on 2014-04-23 09:53:57
I give up :(
I like easy ones like: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, when my dog farts, it stinks like.......?
Post 705685 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 09:58:04
[QUOTE=stephenevans99;705683]I give up :( [/QUOTE]
awww) whats happened? maybe one day in some years somebody will guess my quizes!:redface:
Post 705687 by stephenevans99 on 2014-04-23 10:00:38
I guessed the first one :) lol
Post 705691 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 10:05:23
[QUOTE=stephenevans99;705687]I guessed the first one :) lol[/QUOTE]
so, u answered quick. means - u have free time! ask me very quick many questions in one Reply and I will answer also quick. This game should be more active... like chat line, like sharades)
Post 705692 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-23 10:07:11
Does he like to see the Postman?
Post 705694 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 10:10:32
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;705692]Does he like to see the Postman?[/QUOTE]
yes! VERY MUCH
Post 705697 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-23 10:17:10
[QUOTE=ks_p;705694]yes! VERY MUCH[/QUOTE]
Postman was his lover
Post 705698 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 10:20:17
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;705697]Postman was his lover[/QUOTE]
нет!:uglyhamme
PS. how did u connect 6 days a week, man, postman and sex? meet lover every day and have 1 day off only?? Oo
Post 705700 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-23 10:23:57
[QUOTE=ks_p;705698]нет!:uglyhamme
PS. how did u connect 6 days a week, man, postman and sex? meet lover every day and have 1 day off only?? Oo[/QUOTE]
He is religous
Post 705703 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 10:27:19
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;705700]He is religous[/QUOTE]
religion dosent matter.
BTW, its fine to ask several questions in one Reply. I will also answer with multireplying. It can kill time and give more information
Post 705706 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-23 10:31:21
Was the guy in prison....?
Post 705716 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 11:00:46
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;705706]Was the guy in prison....?[/QUOTE]
Oo wat7
in prison prisoners get correspondence once a week (or month) only. no, he lives at home as all good people.
Post 705718 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-23 11:16:36
Someone was putting something in his letters for him, at the post office
Post 705719 by T5RatherAmusin on 2014-04-23 11:19:25
if hes sending a letter, the postman would just slip it in his letterbox and move on to the next house....
so it cant really be anything like pervatious lol as he wouldnt see him.
does he live at his own address?
Post 705721 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-23 11:24:00
[QUOTE=T5RatherAmusin;705719]if hes sending a letter, the postman would just slip it in his letterbox and move on to the next house....
so it cant really be anything like pervatious lol as he wouldnt see him.
does he live at his own address?[/QUOTE]
slip it in his letterbox ay ay heard that one before yr honour
"A bit of play fighting then it was in.."
Post 705745 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 12:50:21
[QUOTE=T5RatherAmusin;705719]does he live at his own address?[/QUOTE]
yes, he does live at his own address and he needs the Postman brings to his house a letter. Already was said - he likes to see the Postman all the time! But the letter from the Postman dosent matter for the man.
Post 705746 by mike 850 on 2014-04-23 12:51:37
The postman is a woman?
Post 705747 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 12:54:27
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;705718]Someone was putting something in his letters for him, at the post office[/QUOTE]
it dosent matter what is in the letter - he writes letters himself and sends them also... probably, in the envelope is empty inside. letter dosent matter at all)
Post 705748 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 12:55:35
[QUOTE=mike 850;705746]The postman is a woman?[/QUOTE]
finally, good questions! )) - but it dosent matter)) man or woman - not this is important for the man) how do u think why person can be very glad to see another one?
Post 705751 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-23 13:02:43
[QUOTE=ks_p;705748]finally, good questions! )) - but it dosent matter)) man or woman - not this is important for the man) how do u think why person can be very glad to see another one?[/QUOTE]
back to post 28!
Post 705754 by mike 850 on 2014-04-23 13:09:35
is it some sort of family member that he cant see for some reason?
Post 705763 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 13:29:24
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;705751]back to post 28![/QUOTE]
com on! nope! the postman is not a lover to the man! not everybody should have sex with all people around all the time 6 times a week)
[QUOTE=mike 850;705754]is it some sort of family member that he cant see for some reason?[/QUOTE]
naah.. the man needs to see the postman cos of different reason) more egoistic)
HINT! The postman and the man know each other but they are not lovers or relatives) who are they? mmm?
Post 705766 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 13:34:20
[QUOTE=stephenevans99;705619]The man works in the Post Sorting Office....Saturday was his day off?[/QUOTE]
HINT - Man has no job! He is old)
Post 705768 by T5RatherAmusin on 2014-04-23 13:38:36
does he write aa letter to him self to remind him that he needs to take his meds?? :D
Post 705769 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-23 13:53:34
father & son!!
Post 705771 by mike 850 on 2014-04-23 13:55:45
ex wife
Post 705772 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-23 13:58:34
Meals on wheels!
Post 705773 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 14:05:38
[QUOTE=T5RatherAmusin;705768]does he write aa letter to him self to remind him that he needs to take his meds?? :D[/QUOTE]
naah, as I told the letter is not important! Visits of the Postman are important)
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;705769]father & son!![/QUOTE]
nope. not relatives! unshoes yr eyes)
[QUOTE=mike 850;705771]ex wife[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;705772]Meals on wheels![/QUOTE]
not related to each other but they are close)
Post 705774 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-23 14:06:59
[QUOTE=ks_p;705773]naah, as I told the letter is not important! Visits of the Postman are important)
nope. not relatives! unshoes yr eyes)
not related to each other but they are close)[/QUOTE]
meals on wheels was close? Just to expand on that then - the old guy in the house is Hannibal Lector and he has eaten 3 postmen already this week
Post 705776 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-23 14:11:37
Friends?
Drug dealer?
Financial adviser?
(sometimes all the same person)
Post 705777 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 14:13:24
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;705774]meals on wheels was close? Just to expand on that then - the old guy in the house is Hannibal Lector and he has eaten 3 postmen already this week[/QUOTE]
no, but was close to the meals on wheels cos The Postman also provides for the man some service (not only bringing the letters)
Post 705778 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 14:14:00
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;705776]Friends?
Drug dealer?
Financial adviser? (sometimes all the same person)[/QUOTE]
Da! Correct - Friends!
Post 705779 by mike 850 on 2014-04-23 14:14:25
is the break in letters important? is it so he knows what day of the week it is, ie no post means its Sunday?
Post 705780 by mike 850 on 2014-04-23 14:15:05
postman used to bully him?
Post 705781 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-23 14:17:17
:slap:
Post 705782 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 14:18:13
[QUOTE=mike 850;705779]is the break in letters important? is it so he knows what day of the week it is, ie no post means its Sunday?[/QUOTE]
no. Letters are not important. I am sure this man woulb be glad to see the Postman everyday a week but unfortunatly its the day off.
Com on, Uk people! Its yr traditional life style! Old people live almost all the same way) Moreover, quiz is about old time (like 20-40 years ago maybe)
Post 705783 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 14:19:45
[QUOTE=mike 850;705780]postman used to bully him?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;705781]:slap:[/QUOTE]
Ahaahhahahahaha!! lol:uglyhamme
nope, not kind of such service)
Post 705804 by V70 Graham on 2014-04-23 15:55:07
The postman's brought him some shopping ?
Post 705924 by ks_p on 2014-04-23 20:42:59
[QUOTE=V70 Graham;705804]The postman's brought him some shopping ?[/QUOTE]
not shopping) the postman didnt bring for the man anything except of the letter but for the man these letters were not so important as to see this postman and wait from him other service)
Post 706280 by ks_p on 2014-04-25 06:44:07
jamesy12345 was correct
:flying:
This man lived in a remote place, nearest pub was at least 10 miles away. When the Postman brought the correspondence, the man could ask to give him a lift to the village with the pub. Otherwise, the old man needs to spend money for the taxi. He started secretly send lettters to himself so he could see the Postman everyday. Sunday is day off - there is no point in doing sending the letter on Saturday. Thank for your attantion)
Next:
At the examination was a test. David sweated over the test for a long time, but Jamesy almost from the very beginning put the test paper aside. When examination was finished, boys turned in a papers. As a result - David has got C, but Jamesy A. Why?
Post 706281 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-25 06:48:54
Test paper said "do not answer any questions" at the top. David did not read the instructions...
?????
Post 706282 by ks_p on 2014-04-25 06:54:17
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;706281]Test paper said "do not answer any questions"[/QUOTE]
Yes
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;706281]at the top[/QUOTE]
Nope.
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;706281]David did not read the instructions...[/QUOTE]
Yes) maybe he is not engineer
Post 706284 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-25 07:05:24
[QUOTE=ks_p;706282]Yes
Nope.
Yes) maybe he is not engineer[/QUOTE]
Test paper said "write your name THEN do not answer any questions" :)
Post 706286 by stephenevans99 on 2014-04-25 07:14:55
The test was a Physical test? David sweated over the test for a LONG time because he was a chubby chuffer, whilst Jamesy was like Mo Farah?
Post 706326 by ks_p on 2014-04-25 11:36:15
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;706284]Test paper said "write your name...[/QUOTE]
dosent matter about names
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;706284]THEN do not answer any questions" :)[/QUOTE]
Yes. But u r not correct about THEN
[QUOTE=stephenevans99;706286]The test was a Physical test? David sweated over the test for a LONG time because he was a chubby chuffer, whilst Jamesy was like Mo Farah?[/QUOTE]
hehe) it was not a Physical test - smthng to do with writing I think
Post 706328 by T5RatherAmusin on 2014-04-25 11:40:16
the paper was ruined by all the sweat over it?
Post 706331 by ks_p on 2014-04-25 11:48:52
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;706284]Test paper said "write your name THEN do not answer any questions" :)[/QUOTE]
Any way - U r correct!
:flying:
The teacher always told pupils: "First, read all questions and only after start to do the test". Last task was "Ignore all tasks". Jamesy read first and followed instruction and got A. David started to answer all questions one by one and didnt even finish the test)
Next:
[B]
The thief started with theft of small parts and with time came to bigger and bigger things. But suddenly he stopped his stealage at all. What happened?[/B]
Post 706332 by ks_p on 2014-04-25 11:53:00
[QUOTE=T5RatherAmusin;706328]the paper was ruined by all the sweat over it?[/QUOTE]
why did u take the word "sweating" so close to yr hears, guys!? ))
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Post 706334 by T5RatherAmusin on 2014-04-25 11:58:18
[QUOTE=ks_p;706331]
Next:
[B]
The thief started with theft of small parts and with time came to bigger and bigger things. But suddenly he stopped his stealage at all. What happened?[/B][/QUOTE]
he was arrested?
he found jesus?
Post 706337 by jamesy12345 on 2014-04-25 12:01:45
[QUOTE=ks_p;706331]Any way - U r correct!
:flying:
The teacher always told pupils: "First, read all questions and only after start to do the test". Last task was "Ignore all tasks". Jamesy read first and followed instruction and got A. David started to answer all questions one by one and didnt even finish the test)
Next:
[B]
The thief started with theft of small parts and with time came to bigger and bigger things. But suddenly he stopped his stealage at all. What happened?[/B][/QUOTE]
His name was Johnny Cash and he finished his car
[video=youtube;5GhnV-6lqH8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GhnV-6lqH8[/video]
ps "...suddenly stopped his stealing altogether"
Post 706339 by ks_p on 2014-04-25 12:11:34
[QUOTE=T5RatherAmusin;706334]he was arrested? he found jesus?[/QUOTE]
nope. nope)
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;706337]His name was Johnny Cash and he finished his car
ps "...suddenly stopped his stealing altogether"[/QUOTE]
nahhh!