I thought I'd share this as it made me laugh. The three missing teenage girls who are believed to have been radicalised and gone to join Islamic State have finally made contact with the BBC. The reporter asked them if they had been drugged or abused by filthy, dirty old Muslim men. The girls replied that they hadn't been anywhere near Rochdale....
A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks, he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk. "What's your name?" he asked. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said. "Did your mother or father name you that?" "Neither," she said. "I changed my name when I was 18 from Sharon to Carmen." "Why did you do that?" he asked. "Well," she explained, "I like men and I like cars, so that is how I got my name. What's your name?" "Beertits," the man replied.
Hahahahahahahahaha jamesy
What's the difference between a hospital and a brothel? Nothing if you're Jimmy Savile.
What's the difference between a hospital and a brothel? Nothing if you're Jimmy Savile. :)
Ooh... That's naughty Kieran. Still chuckled though! ;)
Why did the lion get lost in the jungle? 'Cos the jungleist massive!! Classic ;)
Cinderella is getting ready for the grand ball. Her wicked step sister tells her "Don't forget to be home before midnight, or your fanny will turn into a pumpkin." Cinders Agrees and she does go to the ball. While she's there, she spots a dashing looking chap. She walks over to him and says "Hi, I'm Cinderella. What's your name?" He replies "I'm Peter Peter, Pumpkin Eater. What time do you have to be home?" "Half 12."
Hahahahahahaha :)
I bought my missis a new Volvo with auto braking.im sending it back though..... It won't let her off the bloody drive