Welcome along mate :) orca and thong should be on later anyway nice to have you here and welcome :), We don't have any souls to save here brother gatos they all eat bacon and beleive in the good works of the lard. Go in grease.
hehe there's loads of yez! :welcome:
Yes James a mass exodus :) gatos is a great guy. A good laugh very fun
Guess I am here. Now, can we find a way to Ban Kieran? lol. Thanks for the welcome
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lol pretty girls with boobs are allowed here gatos :) All the important things in life James knows me already lol, pretty girls, bacon and volvo's :)
[QUOTE=S40kieran;766141]Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lol pretty girls with boobs are allowed here gatos :)[/QUOTE] One more reason to get you banned then Kieran.... lol
Now I need to find my way around this forum and see what is the best way to post all my guides. Will be a busy few weeks
[QUOTE=gatos;766144]Now I need to find my way around this forum and see what is the best way to post all my guides. Will be a busy few weeks[/QUOTE] It's taken me a day to find my way round it's brilliant here gatos, post in the project thread :) orca will be on later and the thong testify brothers lol :)
[QUOTE=S40kieran;766141]Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lol pretty girls with boobs are allowed here gatos :) All the important things in life James knows me already lol, pretty girls, bacon and volvo's :)[/QUOTE] Did you know, if you say bacon in a Jamaican accent, it sounds like beer can? [QUOTE=gatos;766144]Now I need to find my way around this forum and see what is the best way to post all my guides. Will be a busy few weeks[/QUOTE] It's pretty well laid out here very user friendly, one of the best forum layouts I have seen tbh
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;766150]Did you know, if you say bacon in a Jamaican accent, it sounds like beer can? [/QUOTE] Also, Marmite in a cockerny accent sounds like my mate. ;) Welcome along Buddy, more of the fleeing stampede from VOC lol
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;766155]Also, Marmite in a cockerny accent sounds like my mate. ;) Welcome along Buddy, more of the fleeing stampede from VOC lol[/QUOTE] stop it you, or you'll have hundreds of people around the world (many of them ex-VOC) whispering 'beer can' and 'marmite' to themselves like crazy people
Doing it sideways I hear laney is joining up ;) aswell lol
I'm here now Kieran :-)
[QUOTE=Laney760;766511]I'm here now Kieran :-)[/QUOTE] Greetings Sister..... Fancy seeing you here TT
Yo Laney were you caught in the traffic in the wormhole.. Good to see you. You have an uphill fight on here , Kieran has nobbled them all ready. He's already opened a shrine to the Divine Lard. Grease be with you sister.
Welcome over Laney. Nice to see you here...:)
Welcome laney have we anymore :) joining lol
They're all defecting!! Welcome over. :)
Be good for this forum accidicdavey were a lively bunch us ex voc members lol
[QUOTE=AcidicDavey;766523]They're all defecting!! Welcome over. :)[/QUOTE] I think " defective " is the word you were looking for.
[QUOTE=Orca2;766537]I think " defective " is the word you were looking for.[/QUOTE] You had me momentarily confused then Orca, I think I'm the only one with the defects :)
You lot should get to a softies meet, there's always plenty of meat. :D
Is that one long sausage or two sausages together? Where is this mystical place..? Did I just see a lady post something? A lady with a volvo? So many questions.
[QUOTE=stribo;766551]You lot should get to a softies meet, there's always plenty of meat. :D
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Look a micro sausage,,
Looks a feast :) , James you've guessed right laney is a lady although she drives a old school volvo she's a die hard veggie be careful around her lol ;) Only joking laney is cool :)
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;766553]Is that one long sausage or two sausages together? Where is this mystical place..? Did I just see a lady post something? A lady with a volvo? So many questions.[/QUOTE] That's one long sausage, also available with ghost chilli sauce, which is pretty hot. This was at The Vine, but it's part of the Fayre and Square chain.
Where do you hold these softie meets Stribo :)
[QUOTE=S40kieran;766555]Looks a feast :) , James you've guessed right laney is a lady although she drives a old school volvo she's a die hard veggie be careful around her lol ;) Only joking laney is cool :)[/QUOTE] veggies are odd....our lass is one. Cats will be involved somewhere no doubt :)
Ghost chilli sauce.. Drool, , had some Dorset Naga once .. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH,!
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;766559]veggies are odd....our lass is one. Cats will be involved somewhere no doubt :)[/QUOTE] Laney never ever eats cats... She has cool dogs though, she is a real good pal , and all her bottom lines are on place, she hates greedheads and eejits . Ok she has a blind spot over bacon .
[QUOTE=S40kieran;766558]Where do you hold these softie meets Stribo :)[/QUOTE] They were held here: http://www.fayre-square.com/pub/vine-inn-ower-romsey/p1235/ but have gone a bit quiet recently, hopefully they'll pick up again.
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;766559]veggies are odd....our lass is one. Cats will be involved somewhere no doubt :)[/QUOTE] lol. Nah, that would be me. My name means Cat in greek and spanish, and I have quite a few cats. All rescues...:(
Looks good Stribo :) martin was telling me about it the other day Hampshire isint far from me and we have a couple of volvo nuts in Hampshire Southampton way I've met one I drove up for the day last year to see him,really nice guy and he built an entire v40 diesel lol was a petrol originally a lot of hard work but he managed it :). Have you met martin and his t5 then. Hampshire isint far couple of hours drive just a awkward place to get too no motorways very slow roads and I have to drive through most of devon Dorset.
[QUOTE=gatos;766568]lol. Nah, that would be me. My name means Cat in greek and spanish, and I have quite a few cats. All rescues...:([/QUOTE] Nice one mate we've got 3 rescue moggies also
I think gatos is a human cat James lol, if you ever buy car parts off him they will arrive well packaged in some form of cat food box :), I reckon he has a saucer of milk by his bed at night time. All jokes aside he has some brilliant cat pictures the one with the cat asleep in the box of grills was brilliant :)
lol... Yeah, remember that one. A member from Australia who has become a friend too, ordered 7 FK grilles, delivered to my place, without telling me about it. So all of the sudden, I found myself with 7 grilles that I have not ordered, but in my name. Found out the next day I think that it was him. All he wanted was 2 of them to be posted to Australia and the rest for me to sell. SO I sold them in the VOC forum and the proceeds went to the Celia Hammond Animal Trust. The cats foudn that particular box very amusing and kept taking it in turns sleeping/guarding the boxes. Anyway, here are two photos [ATTACH=CONFIG]28504[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]28505[/ATTACH]
[QUOTE=gatos;766618]lol... Yeah, remember that one. A member from Australia who has become a friend too, ordered 7 FK grilles, delivered to my place, without telling me about it. So all of the sudden, I found myself with 7 grilles that I have not ordered, but in my name. Found out the next day I think that it was him. All he wanted was 2 of them to be posted to Australia and the rest for me to sell. SO I sold them in the VOC forum and the proceeds went to the Celia Hammond Animal Trust. The cats foudn that particular box very amusing and kept taking it in turns sleeping/guarding the boxes. Anyway, here are two photos [ATTACH=CONFIG]28504[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]28505[/ATTACH][/QUOTE] I love this picture gatos lol :) cute cats
^^they love a box! Are those rescue cats? They look in good condition! One of mine has 3 legs, 1 ear & no tail...60% cat
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Poor thing Jamesy :( Ours is a nutter, swear we have a dog!
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;766622]^^they love a box! Are those rescue cats? They look in good condition! One of mine has 3 legs, 1 ear & no tail...60% cat
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100% character by the looks of that picture Jamesy
James youre cat is cute poor sod how did he end up like that :(, it reminds me of when we were kids my cousin Pete must have been a out 15 a big tearaway and always in trouble but has a heart of gold, anyway cut along story short he was lodging with us and he came home one day with this budgie complete with cage this budgie was in a sorry state a leg missing and one eye, we asked him why he bought it and he said he felt sorry for it and bought it home with him lol. We still laugh about it today :) it wasnt the bird so much as the look on everybody's faces we were expecting him to come back with a complete healthy looking budgie but he came back with this sick very sad looking budgie lol
[QUOTE=Orca2;766625]100% character by the looks of that picture Jamesy[/QUOTE]
Pissed off after a long journey!
[QUOTE=S40kieran;766626]James youre cat is cute poor sod how did he end up like that :(, it reminds me of when we were kids my cousin Pete must have been a out 15 a big tearaway and always in trouble but has a heart of gold, anyway cut along story short he was lodging with us and he came home one day with this budgie complete with cage this budgie was in a sorry state a leg missing and one eye, we asked him why he bought it and he said he felt sorry for it and bought it home with him lol. We still laugh about it today :)[/QUOTE]
Sorry to say someone probably did it on purpose. Came in from work one day & our lass brought her in full of blood, snot & tears.
She's fattened right up now (cat ;)), travelled from the Far East of Russia to Kazakhstan, Georgia, UAE & ended up in Durham. Better than a diplomatic passport is a three-legged cat, with the birds on passport control. Next two:
"he loves it"
Beats me how someone could be so cruel to a defenceless animal
[QUOTE=S40kieran;766629]Beats me how someone could be so cruel to a defenceless animal[/QUOTE] It can't be explained, what some people do to other living things. An eye for an eye, if I caught the ££££er
Sick £££££££s , there is something very wrong with someone who would do that to an animal, there is a close correlation between animal abuse and child abuse, in america if the Humane society get notified you are mistreating an animal , they send social services in to check your kids are not being maltreated too. I saw a piece in the papers about a Bear called Cholita in Peru that had been saved from a circus, it would have broken your heart, poor thung had its claws removed and its teeth smashed out and had lost most of its fur. It was a Paddington type bear, a spectacled bear i think it was called.
Horrible people out there :(
Well, actually, when I say rescue, I don't mean from a ashelter or something. I actuallycollect all teh unwanted stray in my neighborhood, get the neutered, vaccinated, de-fleaed and dewormed. Have managed to home a couple, but the rest are with us. The black and white one is from a 3 kitten litter I found. Saw a female skinny cat looking for food in one of the bins and tried to feed her. She was really friendly, so I caught her and took her to the charity I am involved with to check her for a microchip. She had none, so they neutered her and gave her back to me. They told me that they were 99% certain that she had kittens, so I had to let her out the same day she had surgery. Followed her, until she went in a foxhole under a large tree. Found 3 plum kittens who managed to survive there for 48 hours on their own and not be eaten by foxes!!!!! Mum and 3 kittens are all living now with us....:). One of the kittens is extremely attached to me and will not live me alone. The all white kitten, we found a few months ago. Some idiot must have left it out when it was less than 12 weeks old. We put posters everywhere, but no one came forward, so he is still with us todate. Our first cat, Marie, also has 3 legs, as we had to amputate her leg due to an extremely aggressive cancer (soft tissue sarcoma). She was given a few months, but she is still with us after nearly 2 years now. And there are more cats....:) Here are some photos [ATTACH=CONFIG]28510[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]28511[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]28512[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]28513[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]28514[/ATTACH]
This was the bear. https://www.thedodo.com/cholita-circus-bear-1060638742.html
Gatos .. You cant cook them , no matter how cute they are, step away from the stove.
I love that one with the black mark on his nose looks like a white cat that been playing with coal lol :)
Love the photos, Gatos! Esp the one where they are laid out in a line on the bed :) and the one in the pan)) [QUOTE=Orca2;766636]This was the bear. https://www.thedodo.com/cholita-circus-bear-1060638742.html[/QUOTE] FFS...long time since I was in a circus with animals in it, should be banned
[QUOTE=Orca2;766637]Gatos .. You cant cook them , no matter how cute they are, step away from the stove.[/QUOTE] When you are hungry and have to eat, anything will do....:). She is the one who is extremely attached to me. She won't leave me alone. Even when I cook, which can be a problem, as I constantly have to disinfect the cooking surfaces [QUOTE=S40kieran;766638]I love that one with the black mark on his nose looks like a white cat that been playing with coal lol :)[/QUOTE] Yes, she looks like a clown but with a black nose... lol.
Brother rasher send brother gatos some pigs he no longer has to eat the cats in times of spirituality and fasting. :)
The rashers are in the post Gatos, dont eat those cats .
I for one really don't understand people that are cruel to animals, just because you are a pathetic loser with no hope doesn't mean you can take it out on the little blighters, it's just not on!
Anyway, here is our Ringo, we adopted him off a neighbour whose cat had kittens that they were homing. The mother infact they saved off some local scumbag.
He's got wonky eyes like me lol, proper mad, he shouts at you when you do the washing up for example.
Ringo! by AcidicDavey, on Flickr
Sunbathing Ringo by AcidicDavey, on Flickr
PLEASSSSE! by AcidicDavey, on Flickr
We've got one other cat and she's quite old now, she hates the other cat as we had her alone for about 12 years before we got Ringo, after 2 years she's used to him now just about lol
I don't get it either accidic davey, I'm not a cat person more of a dog person but I couldn't be cruel to one some utter scum out there tbh mate.
Hes a cracker Davey, that bottom picture is great , he looks like he will not be denied. Lol
I recorded this when he was a kitten in case he grew out of it. But no, he's just as much of a dog now as he was then. [video=youtube;1ZhysXpVPnk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZhysXpVPnk[/video]
Haha, hes great Davey, I have a whippet , and when you throw a stick for her , she brings it back but wont give it back , I think she figure , " you didnt want it , its mine now " she is more cat than dog, lol.
Cheers for the welcome guys; Orca, speak for yourself :) I'll take a read of this thread properly later and look at all the cats!
Hello everyone, I made it across as well! :)
[QUOTE=T4PAT;766755]Hello everyone, I made it across as well! :)[/QUOTE] Welcome over Pat....:) Or shall I say T4/1.9DPAT?
Welcome pat upload the t4 and diesel in the project thread :) you will see mine in there mate all we need is Alex121 on here and mvr :), you can have a right laugh on here mate sarah says look at mee lovely melons and she also says hi :) 
Nice melons.
[QUOTE=Hound;766787]Nice melons.[/QUOTE] Thats gotta be two of your five a day right there.
Sarah keeps you healthy orca :)
[QUOTE=S40kieran;766772]Welcome pat upload the t4 and diesel in the project thread :) you will see mine in there mate all we need is Alex121 on here and mvr :), you can have a right laugh on here mate sarah says look at mee lovely melons and she also says hi :) [/QUOTE]
I'm here mate ����
My ban has expired 2 hours ago, but it still has not been lifted...:(. What can I say really? I am really dissapointed. Considering the amount of effort I have put in that forum with over 10000 posts and it seems that no one cares. As for the over eager mod who banned me in an instant, I don't see him making a great effort to lift the ban. Really dissapointed and nothing more I can say really.:(
[QUOTE=gatos;767259]My ban has expired 2 hours ago, but it still has not been lifted...:(. What can I say really? I am really dissapointed. Considering the amount of effort I have put in that forum with over 10000 posts and it seems that no one cares. As for the over eager mod who banned me in an instant, I don't see him making a great effort to lift the ban. Really dissapointed and nothing more I can say really.:([/QUOTE] Not good Alex... You was very highly regarded on the voc forum. Helped ALOT of members..
[QUOTE=gatos;767259]My ban has expired 2 hours ago, but it still has not been lifted...:(. What can I say really? I am really dissapointed. Considering the amount of effort I have put in that forum with over 10000 posts and it seems that no one cares. As for the over eager mod who banned me in an instant, I don't see him making a great effort to lift the ban. Really dissapointed and nothing more I can say really.:([/QUOTE] it is a shame fella, who knows what they are up to. I'm sure it's nothing personal though. We'd love to have your how 2's regardless
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;767264]it is a shame fella, who knows what they are up to. I'm sure it's nothing personal though. We'd love to have your how 2's regardless[/QUOTE] I am planning to stick around here. I just need to edit some of my guides before I start posting
[QUOTE=gatos;767268]I am planning to stick around here. I just need to edit some of my guides before I start posting[/QUOTE] you have 24 hrs!)
Hes a cat , not Jack Bauer.
[QUOTE=Orca2;767273]Hes a cat , not Jack Bauer.[/QUOTE] lmao :)
[QUOTE=Orca2;767273]Hes a cat , not Jack Bauer.[/QUOTE] Assumin that is the gadge from 24? never watched it. Television, the drug of the nation.
The drug of the Nation is the general belief that we live in a democracy, the anaesthetic that makes this bearable for many people is television.
You're forgetting the whiskey orca lol
[QUOTE=Orca2;767295]The drug of the Nation is the general belief that we live in a democracy, the anaesthetic that makes this bearable for many people is television.[/QUOTE] :) aye, that!
[QUOTE=S40kieran;767300]You're forgetting the whiskey orca lol[/QUOTE] Not likely though i do prefer Whisky, to Whiskey which is an inferior Irish or American product. Fit only for cleaning egr's
[QUOTE=Orca2;767295]The drug of the Nation is the general belief that we live in a democracy, the anaesthetic that makes this bearable for many people is television.[/QUOTE] I hope you're not getting political, that's an instant ban........oh, sorry, wrong forum. ;)
Do they allow you guys to have political views over here.. This place gets better and better every day. Ooh and an Election coming up ... Watch this space.
[QUOTE=Orca2;767309]Do they allow you guys to have political views over here.. This place gets better and better every day. Ooh and an Election coming up ... Watch this space.[/QUOTE] doesn't make any difference, politicians are all the same anyway
[QUOTE=Orca2;767309]Do they allow you guys to have political views over here.. This place gets better and better every day. Ooh and an Election coming up ... Watch this space.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't say political discussions are encouraged, but yeah, with in reason.
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;767313]doesn't make any difference, politicians are all the same anyway[/QUOTE] Not strictly true.. Our politicians are elected by AV , yours by first past the post, they are of course all lying barstewards, but our lying barstewards are the ones the majority voted for, yours are often the ones a minority supported. If we have ti choose between liars, lets at least have the liars we actually voted for.
[QUOTE=Orca2;767321]Not strictly true.. Our politicians are elected by AV , yours by first past the post, they are of course all lying barstewards, but our lying barstewards are the ones the majority voted for, yours are often the ones a minority supported. If we have ti choose between liars, lets at least have the liars we actually voted for.[/QUOTE] the country I am living in has just voted in a military muslim guy. So I presume they are ££££ed.
Nigeria? Sorry jamesy I assumed you were in England . I am in Scotland . ...
[QUOTE=Orca2;767334]Nigeria? Sorry jamesy I assumed you were in England . I am in Scotland . ...[/QUOTE] In Nigeria at the moment pal. I get about a bit. Yeah I guessed you were a weegie
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;767338]In Nigeria at the moment pal. I get about a bit. Yeah I guessed you were a weegie[/QUOTE] Oh crap. Not the best place to be atm, with the Bocko Haram extremists...:(
[QUOTE=gatos;767342]Oh crap. Not the best place to be atm, with the Bocko Haram extremists...:([/QUOTE] Been here since October, in the south though, those chaps in the north
[QUOTE=gatos;767342]Oh crap. Not the best place to be atm, with the Bocko Haram extremists...:([/QUOTE] As far as I know we have no Boko Haram extremists in Glasgow .. You meant Nigeria didnt you ? My bad.
Sorry gatos I was tired lol yes a great weapon but I have something better fire up the Enola gay my cat friend :) we have a pay load to deliver :)
[quote=stribo;767307]i hope you're not getting political, that's an instant ban........oh, sorry, wrong forum. ;)[/quote] ha!
Ummmmmmmm bacon :)
Just for clarity Talking about politics (in a respectful/healthy debate type way) is fine Talking about terrorists is fine. (Within context). Posts verging on racism are NOT FINE! I don't want to see anymore instances of it. Ta :)