Greetings,
Some of you who frequent the VOC know me but I'll introduce myself anyway. I've been a Volvo owner for 4yrs but I'm on my second one. I used to have a Gassed V60 but due to being over motored I hacked my Honda and 60 in for a V50
Anyway, thanks for reading and I look forward to browsing more of the site
TT
Hello and. Welcome
hello & :welcome:!!
Welcome thongy nice to have you along here :) orca is floating about somewhere bacon Butty in hand keep the faith brother :)
Hi & welcome
Welcome thong
Welcome :)
Hi and welcome brother rasher. Don't be embarassed to post a photo of your Honda.....:D:D:D:D [ATTACH=CONFIG]28495[/ATTACH]
Welcome to the club.
Sorry baby I had to crash that Honda..... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ue996GQMC8
Good to see you your highness, and that your first order of business in this new land was to promote the Church. True dedication !
Welcome to the forum, as for bacon, we've got it covered, V70 Graham's wife (Nobber72) makes some mean bacon butties. :D
Welcome :-)
Feel free to come and join us for some meat eating at the end of April :) http://www.vpcuk.org/forums/showthread.php?59039-Smoke-Stop-Meet-26-4-15-Shropshire-amp-Mid-Wales-1-30pm
Greetings one and all:B_steerin
:welcome:
[QUOTE=S60D5-185;766322]Greetings one and all:B_steerin[/QUOTE] Zat who I think it is... Hehe , the party is gettin going.
[QUOTE=Orca2;766291]Good to see you your highness, and that your first order of business in this new land was to promote the Church. True dedication ![/QUOTE] The whiff of Bacon is strong here Brother.... Obviously a untapped source of Bacondom 🙏🙏 How have I missed this place for so long? TT
[QUOTE=Orca2;766326]Zat who I think it is... Hehe , the party is gettin going.[/QUOTE] Certainement mon ami:)
Ah but beware, the forces of vegetarianism stalk these halls already, none other than the Mean Queen Of Green has come through the wormhole. ( Laney that is ) she's a good guy, for a tofu worrier.
Ok.... The Honda
And Mr Sofa
[QUOTE=S60D5-185;766329]Certainement mon ami:)[/QUOTE] Good good good. Pretentious ? ... moi ?
[QUOTE=Orca2;766330]Ah but beware, the forces of vegetarianism stalk these halls already, none other than the Mean Queen Of Green has come through the wormhole. ( Laney that is ) she's a good guy, for a tofu worrier.[/QUOTE] The Burgers and sausages have all gone Orca but I still have a seal on the barbie if you want it:mischievo
[QUOTE=Orca2;766332]Good good good. Pretentious ? ... moi ?[/QUOTE] another Red Dwarf fan, nice one
[QUOTE=Orca2;766330]Ah but beware, the forces of vegetarianism stalk these halls already, none other than the Mean Queen Of Green has come through the wormhole. ( Laney that is ) she's a good guy, for a tofu worrier.[/QUOTE] Fear not Brother... I am versed In the practice of Vegism!!! TT
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;766339]another Red Dwarf fan, nice one[/QUOTE] Only the funniest show ever made .. Well the first four series anyway.
[QUOTE=Orca2;766341]Only the funniest show ever made .. Well the first four series anyway.[/QUOTE] post #206 :D http://www.vpcuk.org/forums/showthread.php?51112-S70-cd-1997&p=742608&viewfull=1#post742608
Ahhhh the ledgendry mr sofa :)
Welcome. Massive bacon fan here.
[QUOTE=S40kieran;766360]Ahhhh the ledgendry mr sofa :)[/QUOTE] If ever a car was loved Kieran .. Mr Sofa was that car, TT comes over all dewy eyed when he mentions it.
[QUOTE=Orca2;766367]If ever a car was loved Kieran .. Mr Sofa was that car, TT comes over all dewy eyed when he mentions it.[/QUOTE] Ano he loved that car orca ;) he regrets selling mr sofa Those s60's are like armchairs aswell lol, I borrowed one for a week when mine was being valeted and prepped at the Indy,a d5 I loved having it.
The new one is beeyootiful , but Mr Sofa had his ass groove in it, once your ass groove is in a car you are hooked .
Lol ass groove, a man and his ass grooved leather chair
Its an old bloke thing Kieran , dont worry its coming for you soon!
[QUOTE=Orca2;766380]The new one is beeyootiful , but Mr Sofa had his ass groove in it, once your ass groove is in a car you are hooked .[/QUOTE] Whoever had Mr Sofa is a lucky person TT
If only mr sofa could talk he could tell some roadside cafe and greasy spoon story's. :)
Hell yeah...... He'd be the A-Z of greasy spoons TT
Testify brother thong testify 
Welcome :)
[quote=s40kieran;766504]testify brother thong testify [/quote]
yes........ I was there... Ok???? ������
tt
[QUOTE=S40kieran;766504]Testify brother thong testify [/QUOTE]
That must be a fake....the burger van lady looks attractive and the number plate is...suspicious)
I'm only interested in her bangers lol number plate what number plate ?
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;766516]That must be a fake....the burger van lady looks attractive and the number plate is...suspicious)[/QUOTE] Far right Food Stop..... TT
[QUOTE=S40kieran;766517]I'm only interested in her bangers lol number plate what number plate ?[/QUOTE] The S and the B are both in the wrong place for me Kieran , but hey baps is baps wherever they come from.
[QUOTE=Orca2;766534]The S and the B are both in the wrong place for me Kieran , but hey baps is baps wherever they come from.[/QUOTE] lol well if you lads want to separate again, the North East (England) want in!
Youre so right brother orca you wouldn't say know to a extra ration from her I meant rasher lol
I think the rest of England wants to seperate from gtr London James lol. I can see a time when we will all want to break away and be independent pretty much like old Saxon regions again.
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;766538]lol well if you lads want to separate again, the North East (England) want in![/QUOTE] You would be more than welcome mate, if we could include Kierans part of the world too , all the better. I have a basic objection to 49 billion being spent on Crossrail London , when the rest of the country looks like a line of potholes linked up by little bits of tarmac.
[QUOTE=S40kieran;766540]I think the rest of England wants to seperate from gtr London James lol. I can see a time when we will all want to break away and be independent pretty much like old Saxon regions again.[/QUOTE] Kidding who would I give my tax to...?
[QUOTE=Orca2;766544]You would be more than welcome mate, if we could include Kierans part of the world too , all the better. I have a basic objection to 49 billion being spent on Crossrail London , when the rest of the country looks like a line of potholes linked up by little bits of tarmac.[/QUOTE] I object to politicians in general) some of my pals from Greenoch btw
Youre regional government I guess James lol, but we all moan like feck all over Britain that everything gets spent in London and the south east and the rest of us are way down the list of priorities as orca pointed out the cross rail they already have one hs1 and it's a waste of money be better spent across the country I.m.o And I agree with you on politicians mate ;) I might stand as mp the free bacon party :) buy one rasher get one free, tax free frying pans etc you get the idea :) lol
Believe me, they're not spending any more money on roads in the south eastr than they are in any other part of the country.
I think Wales get most the roads budget, or maybe the Welsh are just too busy to use them and wear them out? ;)
They sure as sh it aint spending it up here , the potholes on the M8 would swallow a bus , in my own street they are about four inches deep and two feet across.
Maybe not Basingstoke Stribo area's like that but it gets spent in the home county's and London well their life's in Downing Street are certainly in that bubble you witnessed it in the floods we had down here Thames got flooded they sent the army in ;) we were left to rot down here, also just up the road from me the railway line was swept into the sea we were cut off from the rest of the country by rail and all you hear them talk about is spending billions on a rail network for London. A pox on all their houses lol
[QUOTE=Orca2;766534]The S and the B are both in the wrong place for me Kieran ,[COLOR="#FF0000"] but hey baps is baps wherever they come from.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] If only that was the case, however, they're barm cakes, bread rolls, bread cakes, batchs, cobs etc. :slap:
Vive la difference. But you appear to be talking bread products , I meant Baps, lol.
[QUOTE=Orca2;766569]Vive la difference. But you appear to be talking bread products , I meant Baps, lol.[/QUOTE] You mean norks, knockers, tits, breasts, funbags etc, baps still aren't baps lol.
Hehehe, I love this forum, Are we derailing this thread? Nah its Thongy's.. Not possible.
[QUOTE=Orca2;766544].....I have a basic objection to 49 billion being spent on Crossrail London.....[/QUOTE] We'll have to agree to disagree, Crossrail is brilliant, I live next to a station on the line and our house is forcast to increase in value by 52% in the next 3 years
Can you translate that for me Stribo lol :)
Sarah will :) 
can always rely upon sarah.
[QUOTE=V70 Graham;766575]We'll have to agree to disagree, Crossrail is brilliant, I live next to a station on the line and our house is forcast to increase in value by 52% in the next 3 years[/QUOTE] Which is undoubtedly good news for you, a wee bit of infrastructure for Scotland or Yorkshire or newcastle, or cornwall might be nice too, perhaps house values would rise there too , maybe there is more country that matters than just London, Crossrail , hs2, heathrow extension, the olympics, again.. All in London, the rest of us are getting a wee bit tired of being fed the crumbs from Londons table.
Orca the way it is at the moment is perfect we have no mp's or govt :) waaaaaaa hay :)
[QUOTE=Orca2;766578]Which is undoubtedly good news for you, a wee bit of infrastructure for Scotland or Yorkshire or newcastle, or cornwall might be nice too, perhaps house values would rise there too , maybe there is more country that matters than just London, Crossrail , hs2, heathrow extension, the olympics, again.. All in London, the rest of us are getting a wee bit tired of being fed the crumbs from Londons table.[/QUOTE] Naa they can keep their crumbs, we don't need no infrastructure upgrade. You can buy houses round my way for a couple of quid. Just as long as they don't ask me to pay tax n stuff
I've been rumbled......
The secret is out
TT
If only it lasted Kieran , it'll be the same circus with a few different clowns on the 8th of May.
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;766580]Naa they can keep their crumbs, we don't need no infrastructure upgrade. You can buy houses round my way for a couple of quid. Just as long as they don't ask me to pay tax n stuff[/QUOTE] If you can survive on basic foodstuffs, childrens clothes and newspapers your'e in the clear, just dont buy anything vattable or fuel or fags or drink, frickin thieves, they get you one way or another.
[QUOTE=V70 Graham;766575]We'll have to agree to disagree, Crossrail is brilliant, I live next to a station on the line and our house is forcast to increase in value by 52% in the next 3 years[/QUOTE] Why, are the Israelis moving over? :P
Yeah, they have been moving into Palestine for the last fifty years.
[QUOTE=Orca2;766584]If you can survive on basic foodstuffs, childrens clothes and newspapers your'e in the clear, just dont buy anything vattable or fuel or fags or drink, frickin thieves, they get you one way or another.[/QUOTE] I don't mind the fuel tbh...got to give them something ;) in fact it's too cheap at the moment)
[QUOTE=The Thong;766581]I've been rumbled......
The secret is out
TT[/QUOTE]
Thats bi fuel Thong, Back bacon and streaky, braise the Lard for this fuel .
[QUOTE=Orca2;766590]Thats bi fuel Thong, Back bacon and streaky, braise the Lard for this fuel .[/QUOTE] Maaaan, that smoked bacon ain't half got some oomph!!!! Stuff your super petrol TT
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;766587]I don't mind the fuel tbh...got to give them something ;) in fact it's too cheap at the moment)[/QUOTE] 61% of the cost of a gallon of fuel is tax, and you have already paid about 30% on the money you spend before you even take it out your pocket, we aint giving them something we're giving them everything, and dont forget you have to pay exorbitant road tax for the privilege of driving on cart tracks using over taxed fuel. Ah the joys of motoring.
God you have to have a beer orca life would be boring without. Lol Well I guess you can make youre own beer and cider lol
[QUOTE=Orca2;766596]61% of the cost of a gallon of fuel is tax, and you have already paid about 30% on the money you spend before you even take it out your pocket, we aint giving them something we're giving them everything, and dont forget you have to pay exorbitant road tax for the privilege of driving on cart tracks using over taxed fuel. Ah the joys of motoring.[/QUOTE] Yeah the taxes we pay on UK cars are bad but have a look at the Netherlands for example the poor buggers
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;766602]Yeah the taxes we pay on UK cars are bad but have a look at the Netherlands for example the poor buggers[/QUOTE] Sweden pays 62% , everyone else in Europe pays less fuel tax , and we are an oil producer so our basic fuel costs are lower . And the Dutch dont pay road tax like we do. Actually just checked , the car tax in Holland is fecking unbelievable, poor little dutch sods,
Germany is expensive also orca haven't they got a more stricter tyre law than us so you are for ever buying brand new tyres I think the legal limit is 5mm or something skyship was telling me.
[QUOTE=Orca2;766604]Sweden pays 62% , everyone else in Europe pays less fuel tax , and we are an oil producer so our basic fuel costs are lower . And the Dutch dont pay road tax like we do.[/QUOTE] Thought the Dutch paid road tax that was double ours... http://www.cfe-eutax.org/taxation/road-tax/netherlands Plus some mad one off tax http://www.belastingdienst.nl/wps/wcm/connect/bldcontenten/belastingdienst/individuals/cars/bpm/on_what_amount_is_the_bpm_calculated/bpm_tariffs_passenger_car Anyway what do I know I haven't worked in the UK for 10 years
Waddya expect , they elected a leader called Wim Kok. They deserve all they get.
[QUOTE=S40kieran;766606]Germany is expensive also orca haven't they got a more stricter tyre law than us so you are for ever buying brand new tyres I think the legal limit is 5mm or something skyship was telling me.[/QUOTE] Where is Skyship anyway . He cant just be spinning around in space somewhere , for chrissake someone throw him a line , who else can do three pages on oil contamination causing early failure of the rear wiper blade.
[QUOTE=Orca2;766613]Waddya expect , they elected a leader called Wim Kok. They deserve all they get.[/QUOTE] awimaway-awimaway....etc
He's unbanned I saw him on voc earlier orca, I will message him and try to get him to join here maybe depends if these guys can handle his oil documents as opposed to short paragraphs lmao.
What on earth did they ban him for in any case , he is utterly harmless.
I haven't a clue orca proberly thread derailment like I was banned for lol, I'm unbanned in a hours time
Does 00.00 on the first mean tonight? Last time they left me out for another day , I dont think they have a clock. Hey we avoided an hour of the ban cos the clocks went forward. Hehe, I think Im gonna hang out over here anyway Kieran , Ill drop in now and then ! This place is a bit more tight knit , and everyone here appears to actually have a car.
I don't know orca tbh suck it and see in a bit lol I take it it's 12 tonight but like you I'm going to flit back and forth now and again but I'm going to stay on here it's such a good laugh here and youre not constantly looking over youre shoulder in fear of being banned, like tonight we have had a laugh you would have been banned with out a doubt on the other one. ;) I'm going to try and recruit some more people liven the s40 section up a bit :) mvr and Alex 121 will love it here I know that for a fact :)
What you need is T4 pat , your Riviera thread was pure comedy gold.
Him also :) as he has a t4 and he's a good laugh lol he'd love all this tit and bacon talk lol. It will be like ww1 mate a huge recruitment drive lol
Nuttin at the moment orca they haven't put their clock foward lol duh lol, all I'm getting is this vBulletin Message You have been banned for the following reason: Deliberate thread derailment Date the ban will be lifted: Apr 1st, 2015, 00:00 All times are GMT. The time now is 23:16.
That's a bit crap, I'm getting the following at the bottom of VOC pages... 'All times are GMT +1. The time now is 00:17.'
Not very surprising, it took them a day to lift the bar last time , and I pmed them three times .
How weird lol What a rebel a delibrate thread derailment lol
How long did they ban you for and until orca and was it the same as me lol
Same ban , same reason, I think they are having a sense of humour bypass , getting treated like a naughty kid is hilarious. We are baddies Kieran , habitual criminal offenders , I am wearing my black hat even now.
It's Crazy orca lol
We've been sent too the colonies lol https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mYQHqLuWuig :)
Its April fools day Kieran .. Lol
[QUOTE=Orca2;766654]Same ban , same reason, I think they are having a sense of humour bypass , getting treated like a naughty kid is hilarious. We are baddies Kieran , habitual criminal offenders , I am wearing my black hat even now.[/QUOTE] And I am a "racist" because I offended the ISIS terrorists and their dream of getting their 72 virgin male pigs......
[QUOTE=gatos;766659]And I am a "racist" because I offended the ISIS terrorists and their dream of getting their 72 virgin male pigs......[/QUOTE] I don't think you had any bearing on that gatos it was never on the cards lmao ;) Maybe 72 drones and destruction ;)
[QUOTE=gatos;766659]And I am a "racist" because I offended the ISIS terrorists and their dream of getting their 72 virgin male pigs......[/QUOTE] Nah you just got caught up in the Banfest Gatos , I saw it coming , the usual suspects were hitting the report post button , they are ok if you only have an opinion on the weather or fuel flap hinges. Feck Isis may they rot in their own hell. Filthy inhuman scum.
Youre not allowed to say that orca where is youre compassion they are poor misguided vulnerable people have some pity man lmao, I mean how would you like it if you were them lol. It's not there fault their sandcastle was kicked over and there chicken was undercooked it wrecks childhoods that sort of thing lol
Isis number one in the charts lol https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lRSI6jthKNE ;) It pipped this ;) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7bv_36P_f-w
I think Simon cowell missed the boat on that one ;) lmao