A Baconite joins the club
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Post 783480 by Jack Daniels on 2015-08-27 17:18:18
Thought i'd introduce myself Brothers and Sisters, i'm a member of Orca2, The Thong and S40Kierans Baconite flock :worship:
Great to be here and it's lovely to see no sign at all of Lady Joseph Harding of Bibleshire :wink:
Grease be with you all!
Post 783481 by jamesy12345 on 2015-08-27 17:21:45
Grease be also with you!
:welcome:
Post 783482 by Jack Daniels on 2015-08-27 17:23:09
Thank you Brother :wink:
Post 783500 by Orca2 on 2015-08-27 19:03:59
Grease be with you Brother Jack the quickening is beginning.
Post 783502 by claymore on 2015-08-27 19:08:05
The baconites are taking over the forum, I say we the burgerites should fight back.
Post 783504 by Doingitsideways on 2015-08-27 19:12:32
[QUOTE=claymore;783502]The baconites are taking over the forum, I say we the burgerites should fight back.[/QUOTE]
'Tis apparently National Burger Day, be rude not to.
Praise the Lard, Brother Daniels.
Yup no scripture bashing goes on around here, we either worship either Swedish metal or pork based breakfast meats :)
Welcome along Brother, praise be!!
Post 783506 by jamesy12345 on 2015-08-27 19:15:51
[QUOTE=claymore;783502]The baconites are taking over the forum, I say we the burgerites should fight back.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;783504]'Tis apparently National Burger Day, be rude not to.
Praise the Lard, Brother Daniels.
Yup no scripture bashing goes on around here, we either worship either Swedish metal or pork based breakfast meats :)
Welcome along Brother, praise be!![/QUOTE]
I had a burger last night at a 'Johnny Rockets' to celebrate this auspicious day. Had no idea at the time like
Post 783516 by abdul on 2015-08-27 19:31:37
Welcome
Post 783520 by Santa on 2015-08-27 19:57:57
Welcome :)
Post 783532 by Jack Daniels on 2015-08-27 20:34:39
Thank you all so far for the very warm welcome, I notice a couple of Brothers from the VOC, especially Brother Orca, you have been missed on the dark side :beer:
I've started to introduce a little Bacon to a cycling forum i'm on (sorry for mentioning that word by the way :hidesbehi )
Bless you all.
Post 783543 by Orca2 on 2015-08-27 20:53:23
Spread the grease brother Jack, Testify, the good people over here hold no truck with the veggie hordes, or the god squad.
Good to see you over here .
Post 783546 by Jack Daniels on 2015-08-27 20:57:19
Amen to that Brother!
Post 783557 by LiamT4 on 2015-08-27 21:29:53
[QUOTE=Orca2;783543]Spread the grease brother Jack, Testify, the good people over here hold no truck with the veggie hordes, or the god squad.
Good to see you over here .[/QUOTE]
Everyone is welcome here.
I love the bible...............but i find the Lord of the Rings better.
Post 783561 by Jack Daniels on 2015-08-27 21:38:16
[QUOTE=LiamT4;783557]Everyone is welcome here.
I love the bible...............but i find the Lord of the Rings better.[/QUOTE]
Well it's more believable for a start :beer:
Post 783563 by LiamT4 on 2015-08-27 21:44:27
[QUOTE=Jack Daniels;783561]Well it's more believable for a start :beer:[/QUOTE]
Having read both, i'd have to agree.
Also, most of the evil in LOTR is done by the bad guys...........
Post 783564 by jamesy12345 on 2015-08-27 21:51:06
[QUOTE=Jack Daniels;783532]Thank you all so far for the very warm welcome, I notice a couple of Brothers from the VOC, especially Brother Orca, you have been missed on the dark side :beer:
I've started to introduce a little Bacon to a cycling forum i'm on (sorry for mentioning that word by the way :hidesbehi )
Bless you all.[/QUOTE]
Near where I used to live in Byker (no pun intended) there was a cafe that marketed itself as a meeting point for lycraists, & it made the most fantastic bacon sandwiches. You could sit and scoff while the healthy types squeaked past.
http://www.thecyclehub.org/
Post 783565 by Jack Daniels on 2015-08-27 21:55:50
The good Lard keeps you going mate, plus if your bottom bracket gets a little squeaky it comes in very handy :beer:
Post 783566 by jamesy12345 on 2015-08-27 21:56:26
[QUOTE=Jack Daniels;783565]The good Lard keeps you going mate, plus if your bottom bracket gets a little squeaky it comes in very handy :beer:[/QUOTE]
...i think it was their shorts tbh
Post 783567 by stribo on 2015-08-27 21:57:20
Welcome to the forum, may the Lard be with you. :D
Post 783568 by Orca2 on 2015-08-27 22:01:35
Dont start on about your bottom bracket Jack, kieran will pop up like a rat up a drainpipe , you know how difficult he can get at this time in the season.
Post 783570 by Biff on 2015-08-27 22:02:52
Welcome
Post 783572 by Jack Daniels on 2015-08-27 22:12:38
[QUOTE=Orca2;783568]Dont start on about your bottom bracket Jack, kieran will pop up like a rat up a drainpipe , you know how difficult he can get at this time in the season.[/QUOTE]
The life of the cycle loving Baconite isn't an easy one Brother :wink:
Post 783573 by Jack Daniels on 2015-08-27 22:13:16
Talking of which, where is he and Brother Thong?
Post 783575 by Orca2 on 2015-08-27 22:18:48
High priest Thongy, is on a pilgrimmage to the land of his ancestors, taking the Thongettes and Lady Thong to see the grandparents, he looks in most nights.
Kieran is probably out causing mayhem somewhere, he never sleeps. They will both be along soon enough.
Post 783594 by M-R-P on 2015-08-27 23:10:45
Ello.
Praise the lard.
As a carnivorous agnostic, I have bacon on my burgers.
Post 783595 by Orca2 on 2015-08-27 23:16:19
The church of The Lard combined with the Burger Massive.... A match made in heaven.
Post 783603 by Jack Daniels on 2015-08-28 07:57:12
[QUOTE=M-R-P;783594]Ello.
Praise the lard.
As a carnivorous agnostic, I have bacon on my burgers.[/QUOTE]
Surely 'spokes of the same wheel' (sorry for the pun) :biggrin:
Post 783605 by jamesy12345 on 2015-08-28 08:14:59
[QUOTE=Jack Daniels;783603]Surely 'spokes of the same wheel' (sorry for the pun) :biggrin:[/QUOTE]
'In times of need, the Baconites may have burgers on their bacon' Exodus 20:25, Sinner's Bible
Close enough
Post 783611 by Jack Daniels on 2015-08-28 09:23:05
That's quality mate :biggrin:
Post 783614 by claymore on 2015-08-28 10:02:49

Post 783868 by Tee5alive on 2015-08-30 10:00:17
PRAISE DE LAWD - may ye watch the enclosed training film then sign thou name in GREASE upon the pig parchment!
[video=youtube;m8u8Z3bUQfs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8u8Z3bUQfs[/video]
just LOVE that bit "WE EVEN BACON WRAPPED THE SAU-CE!"
A trial build of this will take place on Paignton beach for connoisseurs in due course!!
Post 784155 by T4PAT on 2015-08-31 22:23:50
Hello and welcome.