Post 786460 by Orca2 on 2015-09-21 22:47:04
Much as I dislike David Hameron who is a weak prime minister with even weaker electoral support , I cant help feeling sorry for him,after Lord Ashcroft's revelation that he put an " intimate " part of his anatomy in a pigs mouth at University.
Before you rush to judge him , ask yourself .. Who amongst us can truthfully say they didn'f shag any pigs at Uni.
Braise the Lard Dave, Grease be with you. Oink, Oink.
Downing Street issued a rebuttal , saying that Dave would be getting on with his job, Today he had an important meeting with the Danish Prime Minister.
You couldnt bleedin make it up. Rofl.
Post 786461 by Doingitsideways on 2015-09-21 23:11:38
I never went to uni.
Shagged plenty of pigs though.
Post 786463 by Orca2 on 2015-09-21 23:27:17
Another victim has come forward
Post 786464 by MoleT-5R on 2015-09-21 23:39:16
thought this was a car forum, nice post but take politics somewhere else please, not what I wish to see on a Volvo forum, sorry just my opinion...:(
Post 786466 by M-R-P on 2015-09-21 23:44:43
What's green and smells like bacon?
?
Kermit's finger.
Post 786468 by S40kieran on 2015-09-21 23:46:08
Orca I have been smiling all day :) lol they are imploding all ready thank god behold pm Osbourne :)
Post 786469 by S40kieran on 2015-09-21 23:51:37
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;786461]I never went to uni.
Shagged plenty of pigs though.[/QUOTE]
You shagged them and woken up next to them aww gawd what happend to mop and go slap it then wrap it lol
Post 786476 by jamesy12345 on 2015-09-22 09:41:09
:lol: I've got to say I don't want to be arguing about politics, but for me this goes to show exactly what normal people have in common with the politicians of ANY major party - zero
Even pigs need love btw
Post 786480 by Jimmie on 2015-09-22 11:18:03
You guys would be better going onto VOC with this garbage!!Maybe not as you would get banned.
And if you believe all that has been written on this subject then what hope is there for this forum?
this is just my opinion!!
Post 786481 by Orca2 on 2015-09-22 11:23:05
This being the banter bar. If speculation over whether or not the Prime Minister of this country has been caught sticking his knob in a pig doesn't qualify as the very definition of banter, I don't know what does.
Ps I don't think anyone actually believes it to be true , at least until we see the pictures. But why let the truth get in the way of a good headline. Mr Hameron never does.
Post 786486 by jamesy12345 on 2015-09-22 12:00:21
[QUOTE=Orca2;786481]...Ps I don't think anyone actually believes it to be true , at least until we see the pictures...[/QUOTE]
Kermit believes it! He set the whole thing up in a hotel room & recorded it, the mucky little frog
He's now running the UK as a Doctor of Spin - he's got pictures of Lloyd George on a motorbike, Maggie Thatcher drinking Newcastle Brown Ale, Gordon Brown smiling & now this!
Post 786492 by Orca2 on 2015-09-22 13:46:52
I think we are entering the realms of fantasy now Jamesey.
Cameron violating a pig .. ? Perhaps
Gordon Brown smiling..? . No chance
Post 786493 by stribo on 2015-09-22 14:01:08
[QUOTE=Orca2;786492]I think we are entering the realms of fantasy now Jamesey.
Cameron violating a pig .. ? Perhaps
Gordon Brown smiling..? . No chance[/QUOTE]
If you want a real fantasy, you should look at Tony Blair's claims of WMDs in Iraq, 100% fiction.
Post 786499 by jamesy12345 on 2015-09-22 14:28:53
[QUOTE=stribo;786493]If you want a real fantasy, you should look at Tony Blair's claims of WMDs in Iraq, 100% fiction.[/QUOTE]
or his bill for advice to the President of Kazakhstan :lol:
Post 786503 by Orca2 on 2015-09-22 14:39:27
Blair should be in The Hague facing charges.
Post 787257 by S40kieran on 2015-10-01 00:22:36
[QUOTE=Orca2;786503]Blair should be in The Hague facing charges.[/QUOTE]
Most of them in that chamber and the House of Lords should be joining him aswell orca ;)
Post 787260 by Orca2 on 2015-10-01 00:48:05
Putin knows whats been going on.
Post 787278 by jamesy12345 on 2015-10-01 11:19:56
I was reading about this again today, daft one:
http://www.reeseco.com/papers/rbr33.htm
It's supposed to be a quote by Lyndon B Johnson
Post 787349 by Orca2 on 2015-10-01 21:50:52
Its true , Hunter S Thomson wrote about it in Fear and Loathing on the campaign trail.
Post 787353 by jamesy12345 on 2015-10-01 22:08:18
[QUOTE=Orca2;787349]Its true , Hunter S Thomson wrote about it in Fear and Loathing on the campaign trail.[/QUOTE]
fecking politicians they are all pissing in the same pig
Post 787364 by Orca2 on 2015-10-01 22:46:03
What self respecting pig would have anything to do with any of them?
Post 787367 by Kingsford G on 2015-10-01 23:11:29
Naughty naughty David lol
Post 787379 by stribo on 2015-10-02 07:55:30
At least he's a fan of the pig ;) Corbyn, being a teetotal vegan, just know the joys of a pint, and a packet of pork scratchings.:cuckoo: