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Post 805204 by claymore on 2016-09-12 15:35:35

A few pictures to have some fun with, feel free to continue the thread with your own pics. Image Image Image Image

Post 805206 by stephenevans99 on 2016-09-12 16:47:26

[QUOTE=claymore;805204]A few pictures to have some fun with, feel free to continue the thread with your own pics. Image [B][SIZE=4]'The OTHER five are inside' [/SIZE][/B] Image [B][SIZE=4] 'I've still got to do the ODDJOB'[/SIZE][/B] Image [SIZE=4]Wobbly does not compute[/SIZE] Image[/QUOTE] [SIZE=4]It swallowed my Decibel meter[/SIZE]

Post 805211 by jamesy12345 on 2016-09-12 17:58:20

[QUOTE=claymore;805204]A few pictures to have some fun with, feel free to continue the thread with your own pics. Image Tell me again how does the clutch work...?! Image Runs like [a] clockwork [orange]... Image Who does your mapping...? Image[/QUOTE] Directed by Her Majesty's Finest, Colin lines up for a drag race with the VC10

Post 805218 by craigoodwood on 2016-09-12 20:24:09

Image dont look now but the bloke to your right has got a spaniel for an arm

Post 805219 by claymore on 2016-09-12 20:40:15

[QUOTE=craigoodwood;805218]Image don't look now but Tim has got a spaniel for an arm[/QUOTE] Just edited for you ;)

Post 805221 by Orca2 on 2016-09-12 22:52:59

The caption for all of them has to be " you have got to be fricking joking mate "

Post 805223 by MIKESC70T5 on 2016-09-12 23:11:55

Don't get me wrong, you are obviously a talented guy, but no matter the achievement with the engines and running etc, it looks like it's ready for the scrap heap in the looks department. Mike :sorry:

Post 805225 by Orca2 on 2016-09-12 23:33:22

A wee lick of paint and it will look great , a work in progress . I don't think Colin cares about shiny much .

Post 805227 by claymore on 2016-09-13 07:53:11

[QUOTE=Orca2;805225]A wee lick of paint and it will look great , a work in progress . I don't think Colin cares about shiny much .[/QUOTE] Yea, I'm not one of these anal people who spend their weekend with a couple of buckets and a toot brush making sure my car is in pristine condition for the next owner, I prefer to wield a couple of spanners. this car will never be immaculate, but it will look a lot better when I paint it, just got to decide what size paint brush to use.

Post 805231 by Tim Williams on 2016-09-13 08:38:59

[QUOTE=MIKESC70T5;805223]Don't get me wrong, you are obviously a talented guy, but no matter the achievement with the engines and running etc, it looks like it's ready for the scrap heap in the looks department. Mike :sorry:[/QUOTE] I think Colin views the car as an inconvenient means of mounting parts that are of more interest to him, he'd probably be as happy sticking bits in or on a Fiat. I'm not into captions but if I were it might be along the lines of "anybody seen my wheelie bin?":smile:

Post 805232 by stephenevans99 on 2016-09-13 09:34:36

[QUOTE=Tim Williams;805231]I think Colin views the car as an inconvenient means of mounting parts that are of more interest to him...[/QUOTE] I'm sure Colin was eyeing up my stepladders....quality aluminium and with proven strength.

Post 805238 by claymore on 2016-09-13 12:01:17

[QUOTE=Tim Williams;805231]I think Colin views the car as an inconvenient means of mounting parts that are of more interest to him, he'd probably be as happy sticking bits in or on a Fiat. I'm not into captions but if I were it might be along the lines of "anybody seen my wheelie bin?":smile:[/QUOTE] been there, done that :D Image Image

Post 805256 by don kalmar union on 2016-09-13 14:35:42

[QUOTE=claymore;805227]Yea, I'm not one of these anal people who spend their weekend with a couple of buckets and a toot brush making sure my car is in pristine condition for the next owner, I prefer to wield a couple of spanners. this car will never be immaculate, but it will look a lot better when I paint it, just got to decide what size paint brush to use.[/QUOTE] Little Mairaid is at school in her English class sitting next to her friend Patrick and the teacher asks if any one of them has heard a word used recently that they had not heard before and now knew what it meant. Patrick shoots up his hand and says yes miss, my older brother is in bed with the flu and the doctor said my mother should keep him away from the rest of us as flu is contagious and any one of us could catch it if we were close to him. The teacher was very impressed and asked if she understood the word and she said her mother explained it meant flu could be caught by others in the hose as the doctor explained. The teacher then asked if anyone else in the class had heard the same word used recently and in what context. Little Mairaid then shot her hand up and told the class that when she was having her breakfast that morning, her dad, Paddy came back with the dog and said to her mum, ‘ d’you know your man next door has started to repaint his big Volvo, with a half inch brush….… it’ll take the contagious. Don.

Post 805261 by claymore on 2016-09-13 15:34:17

^^^^^^ Lol, I had to read that three times before I got it, once I read it in an Irish accent :D, so inch and a half brush it is then, thanks for the advice Don :)

Post 805269 by Orca2 on 2016-09-13 17:06:13

Paddy is going round the doors looking for oddjobs , and he gets offered a job painting . The snooty man of the house hands him a pot of Green paint and instructs him to paint the Porch at the back of the house . Two hours later he is finished and hands the empty paint can back . He tells the man " that's it finished, oh and by the way that isn't a Porch at all at all , it's a Lamborghini."

Post 805274 by claymore on 2016-09-13 18:25:52

For Mike, so that you can understand, generally speaking when doing bodywork, the car has to look a lot worse before it looks better :) Some of my previous work. Looks awful and ready for the scrap heap. Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image

Post 805278 by Dangerous Dave on 2016-09-13 19:20:55

Look mate, I've warned you, if you do have to point things out, please use your hands Image Colin's 'Bond Villain Recycling Scheme' in action Image [B] Air tank? No, no, thats my NOS bottle :D[/B] Image

Post 805286 by MIKESC70T5 on 2016-09-13 21:27:23

[QUOTE=claymore;805274]For Mike, so that you can understand, generally speaking when doing bodywork, the car has to look a lot worse before it looks better :) Some of my previous work. Looks awful and ready for the scrap heap. Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image[/QUOTE] Apart from the Fiat, they all look good in the end. It's just as long as I can remember, the T10 has always looked "unfinished". When are you planning to sort the outside? Mike :beer:

Post 805289 by Doingitsideways on 2016-09-13 22:32:42

I'd suggest that maybe Colin likes a sleeper, but there's nothing sleeper about this :lol:

Post 805290 by craigoodwood on 2016-09-13 22:34:57

[QUOTE=claymore;805227]Yea, I'm not one of these anal people who spend their weekend with a couple of buckets and a toot brush making sure my car is in pristine condition for the next owner, I prefer to wield a couple of spanners. this car will never be immaculate, but it will look a lot better when I paint it, just got to decide what size paint brush to use.[/QUOTE] ill never forget colin once said to me 'your car is a 10 yard car' (which it is) funnily 10 yards away from mine was 'the T10K' :hail:

Post 805299 by kmb on 2016-09-14 08:34:30

My captions may be a little off the wall, but couldn't resist...

Post 805300 by kmb on 2016-09-14 08:35:04

Image Stop balancing my cone filter like a clever dick... Image Magritte's paintings took an even more surreal turn... Image No need for the hood, oil spray is good for the skin...