In Tesco earlier today with my 4 year old,get to the till and the lady serving has a "Lady Beard" and bright red lipstick.Before i can say anything to my daughter out she comes with "excuse me lady,why have you got a beard and lipstick".Everyone in the vacinity pissed themselves laughing,to say she was not happy was an understatement. Ben.
Kids....You gotta love them!!! I take it you looked for the nearest hole in the ground? x
My kids come out with similar comments, sometimes although I wish the ground would swallow me up I can't help but laugh.
About 35 years ago, one of mine was very keen on Trumpton, Camberwick Green etc. & was always being one character or another. One day, in a shop, he got talking to a lady & she said "And what's your name"? He replied "Lord Bellborough" The lady gave a look implying 'what's the aristocracy coming to'? (The most relaxing days were those when he pretended to be a drainpipe). This was also the one who once announced that he was never going to have children, because the things you had to do to have them were too rude. He's 40 now, married, but still childless.
Lol Chris!
[QUOTE=Ben 77]In Tesco earlier today with my 4 year old,get to the till and the lady serving has a "Lady Beard" and bright red lipstick.Before i can say anything to my daughter out she comes with "excuse me lady,why have you got a beard and lipstick".Everyone in the vacinity pissed themselves laughing,to say she was not happy was an understatement. Ben.[/QUOTE] AAggggggghhhhhh the joys of children i have the same problems even more so i have two girls
That was daughter no2,her elder sister is just as cheeky and daughter no3 is following in thier footsteps.HELP 3 daughters all under five and a half.Anyone know of a good lawyer,i might need one soon if this lot carry on!
My eldest was in Sainsbury's yesterday with my wife and was walking down the health and beauty isle.Whilst my wife is choosing shampoo she asks what are these mummy?"What's what" she replies,(the kids are now being taught phonetically now which involves spelling the word out)"D U R E X" she said."Not sure,my wife replies, best you ask your daddy" whilst nearly wetting herself. It all happens in the supermarket. Ben.
my neice who is now about 19 , when she was 3 yrs old she was in the green market at newcastle , her and my sister were at the butchers , which had rabbits , hare's and pig's heads hanging up. my niece says to the butcher "i like pigs" , to which the butcher replied "so do i love " ruffling her hair as he said so , thinking how cute she looked! to which my neice replied "well why did you chop the fu**ers head off then"...my sister never went back
My 7 year old daughter called me a"B*tch" earlier on, I neraly fell off the couch!.