t5_monkey

Joined on 2009-01-26 16:44:00

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• S40 T5 BSR Stainless Steel Exhaust
• IPD Rollbar Issues
• Stripping Weight out of my S40
• Quaife or other type of LSD?
• BSR & Rubbish power at the wheels
• Next Scottish Meet
• Avatar At the Imax
• Bigger Turbo... Same compression ratio, will it work?
• P Reg T5 flying near the Forth Bridge
• The Motorway between Glasgow and Edinburgh
• Does a Strut Brace give you extra traction?
• My car has lost it's baritone...
• Anyone fancy some 'duramax' ?
• Upgrade from an S40 T5 to an S60 2.4 T5?
• Team Dynamics Wheels - will they buckle?
• Ever had a Nova 1600 up your chuff? Maybe it's these guys...
• Footballers Rejoice - Ghetto Roller
• Near Roundabout Rear Ending by a Deep Metallic Blue C30
• Fuel Economy - a Good news story!
• Next Scottish Meet - March
• Is Volvo at the cutting edge of rap and dance?
• Does Waste gate Chatter mean anything?
• How fast do people drive in Scotland and England - and undertakers.
• New Alloys Ordered
• Hot Fox licking a mini...
• Tyre Choice
• Aston Martin Cygnet
• Shock news... second hard car dealers are dodgy
• MP4-12C : anyone else excited?
• V70ETS
• Changing your address on your driving licence + BSR
• emigrating to the USA
• Silicon Samco Pipes
• For anyone seeking work
• Vibratecnics gearbox mount
• The wrong Good-ridge Brake lines
• Cobblestones on Sports suspension
• Bams and Chavs of the world unite and rejoice - Focus RS500 is here
• April Scottish Meet
• If a T5 isn't a quick enough estate car
• Volvo Cake!
• Cool Mini
• Monkey on a Goat on a rope
• 400bhp C30
• Agreed Value insurance Policies
• Rica custom tunes
• Will an Ipad blend?
• New Alloys!
• Brand Spanking New Pro Race 1.3 Alloys
• Remind anyone of their first driving lesson??
• Japanese Neon Light Fighting
• Will I fly on Tuesday AM ? Place your bets!
• Wheel wobble at certain speeds + Under braking
• Nightmare at 'Drivers' in Glasgow.
• No Matter how rubbish your day....
• Part used Tyres for sale - 205/50r17
• Honda Civic Type R - and 30mph over killer speedbump
• VOC Meet - 2nd May Carlisle - much vovloness :)
• Mystery Wheel wobble
• Trackday - which one to go to + what insurance?
• What's your 60-100 time?
• Volvo hubcaps
• Red 850R N533 *** @ knockhill
• One day round trip to Teeside and back....
• May need to replace the discs
• Seriously unfortunate number plate...
• Volvo Near Kelvingrove Park
• Alloy Conundrum
• Disc Wobble...
• My previous 'autoglassed' windscreen chip is growing.. what to do
• Paying Down my mortgage... no more mods for the Volvo for a while :(
• 3/4 double bed for sale - Glasgow
• If you've never been into Metallica...
• My neighbor nearly got robbed by a fox
• 300mm to 320mm brake conversion
• Whats a Cat worth
• First S60 T6 review
• Let me give you some 'Aural' pleasure
• drag racing
• I can now afford a porsche GT3RS...
• Porsche Boxster Drivers are Shortarses
• What's going on with my Car
• Because everyone is good at something...
• Woohoo!
• When you get let out of your traffic cage
• VOC Meet - 27th June Falkirk Wheel 1pm
• World cup result? Just ask the Psychic Octopus!
• Car didn't start then it did
• Final and Definitive photographic proof BMW drivers are GIMPS
• No need to panic - the fire at the nuclear power-station is under control...
• You will 'av Goosepimples!
• Would you overtake on this Corner?
• If Ironman was Scottish...
• Epic Dancing Fail
• For all of those who've suffered web kitten addiction..
• Are you like a boss?
• Got Engaged
• What's being British about for you?
• Tyre Size And Profile
• Knockhill Modified Car Show 2010
• Something your Volvo does a Ferrari 458 doesn't...
• 4 and 6 cylinder dynos
• Classic and 2nd Car insurance
• Volvo S40 T5 spare downpipe and Cat
• Marantz Hifi - Glasgow
• The Distillers - just an awesome band
• central reservation fail
• Just in case you thought you had bad taste in cars...
• Revolutionary New way to reduce pollution...
• Spigot Ring help
• What's the point of daft stickers on your car?
• VOC Meet Pitlochry Sunday 29th August
• For all those who like to say how fast they go on here...
• Remember this next time you need a new organ...
• 15 grand for a saab 900 anyone?
• William Hague has appointed 4 more special advisors
• Police Seize evo... the Roll it over a Garden Wall
• I got my naughty Volvo track-day!!
• 3D Schoolgirl designed to scare the **** out of you while you're driving...
• Knockhill BTCC
• S60 Special Edition
• BTCC @ Knockhill Today
• Vtec just kicked in
• lifeboat crew rescues man and wheelie bin
• Gratuitous T5 Revving
• New Camera Lens
• Thinking of Coilovers
• US Police warn you to watch out for 'peadobear'
• The UK is a 'third world country' - discuss
• Blackbeast's old OZ Alloys... on my car
• Ken Block Gymkhana
• Interesting article
• New Sig
• 'Murdered' MX-6
• Anyone got Whistle tips??
• Aston Martin 77 on Video
• New V70 R-Design
• Off road driving skills - £16 instead of £45
• Fugly Car Day
• Cruel Joke... or Legendary Prank?
• 10 second Volvo
• I think my wheel bearing has died
• The Monkey getting Naughty in a Fruity Volvo
• New Audi Quattro
• Plymouth Superbird
• Not what happened next... what happened before
• New car... 50 grand, watching hapless Americans suffer... priceless
• Anyone fancy a 'bond bike' ??
• Lost Cat
• Hoorah For the Conservatives
• momentary loss of power
• New Lambo
• "you shouldn't drive a Veyron over 60 in the wet..."
• Jackboots on Whitehall
• Volvo 850 Porn
• Don't you wish you were this cool when you were 8
• Wheel Rub
• 225's on the front and 215's on the back
• Guy walks into a dealership...
• Wheel Storage and Why we don't know what customer service is...
• Just ordered Bilstein B8's...
• Volvo 850 estate TANK
• Dyna-audio gone missing conundrum
• Time Travel Mystery of the Day
• Bower Wildcat Video Review
• VOC Meeting Crief 31st Oct 2010
• BMW 530D makes your T5 worth it
• Have you fallen victim to the lifestyle Bull****?
• Why I want to be Santa...
• Monkey Meets Snowbank
• winter tyres
• How stupid can you get?
• Chavs of the World Unite
• The Most Pointless Car ever?
• JD Power...
• Tokyo Motor Show
• Car Service Happy Days
• And you thought the Volvo Ads were bad...
• XC60 T5 Autocar Review
• Big Thanks To Claymore
• Bilstein B8's on an S40
• Dead Door
• Galaxy Legion
• Fastest Estate in the World?
• For anyone who doesn't understand why we 'modify'
• His Cock killed him....
• Mp4-12c
• Pothole
• Maclaren MP4-12C Vs Ferrari 458 Vs 911 Turbo drag race video
• Realised Volvos are awesome (again!)
• Them there badges
• Fastlane 2011
• Groupon Supercar driving Deal £169 instead of £700
• I want a PS3!
• VOC Meet 27th Feb, Strathclyde Park
• Women rejoice... Gender discrimination is being outlawed...
• Anyone want my S40 T5 BSR exhaust?
• Typical Male Driver
• Moving to America
• E-Harmony
• Tsunami
• Piston-heads Thrash, 13th March
• Airborne Volvo
• Speed Dating
• VOC March Meeting - Falkirk Wheel
• Want to pay £26k for a car with 113bhp?
• 4x18" Medusa for sale - S40/C30/C70/V50
• Part Number for S40 T5 2004.5 MAF
• New Speeding guidelines
• Pilates
• anyone a sound recording hound?
• Injectors Cleaned
• What Are the Chances??
• How not to drive...
• The best thing about Summer weather is...
• Are you worried?? i'm not!
• Anyone else get....
• My book!
• That's Glasgow for you!
• How to drive your VW
• Convicted by youtube footage
• Volvo Racing at Brands Hatch
• Cops kill a guy
• Monkey in the Papers
• Attack the Block
• Knockhill Modified This Sunday
• My nuts are loose
• Medusas in Gold
• Inbetweeners
• How NOT to get blown!
• F40 Vs XJ220 Vs GT2RS Vs Noble
• My Car Broke down!
• Another Example of Britains Finest!
• Just in case anyone thought you didn't have more money than sense...
• Build your engine!
• The Ugliest BMW ever?
• Political Correctness....
• Fuel Pressure Sensor
• Cars N Rides - Strathclyde Park - Sunday 19th June
• I do trust you darling, here's some sexy underwear!
• New S60 T5
• One Careful owner, any takers?
• Not usually a BMW fan...
• Don't let the acceleration make you panic...
• Maclaren Vs Ferrari Vs Noble Vs Porsche Evo Feature
• 2 x Avon ZZ1 - 215/45/17
• It's not officially OK to defend your family and home
• Brake Pads
• Ford Show Sunday 3rd July 2011
• NoW to close
• Worst Driver Ever?
• MAF Sensor Changed
• Scottish Car Show tmrw...
• Bumper stickers
• Light Tinting Film
• Scraping your helmet...
• Not usuall a Merc Fan but...
• what's a CAT worth
• winter tyres
• Carbon Wing-mirrors Mini Project
• Good Chamois
• DIY Nuclear Reactor
• Quality Ebay Advert
• part worn winter tyres
• 599 GTO Vs LFA
• Stuff that Gives you Cancer (says the Daily Mail)
• Random Photos - Including an EPIC slug
• Predicting the Future
• Trolls do get what they deserve... sometimes...
• Barely Literate
• Cheap Flights London to Glasgow
• Droplinks
• When you polish your car...
• Car Ping Pong
• Turns out James Bond is a Peado...
• Mary Loves Dick
• Got my arse handed to me by a Prius
• Motor Speed Limits
• Don't cha wish your T5 could do this?
• What reaction do you get from drivers of fast cars when you keep up?
• Decats and Chris Knott
• Polybushing excitment!
• It's a boy!
• Want to scare someone to death?!
• Is your curry hot enough??
• Human Centipede 2
• It had to happen - got spanked on a sliproad
• Greatest Drag Race in the World....
• Proof that Northerners are dirty
• Finally a new Beemer than won't make your dog cry....
• The Perfect Monkey Day
• BMW Victim of Vandalism
• Chipex
• Classic Reply to a BMW question....
• Senna...
• Need help with a bad Landlord
• I just had Sex
• We all love thanking on here
• Why Street Racing is a Bad Idea...
• Taxi!
• You know it'll be a total Dog...
• Oops...!
• How low can you go??? T5 only!!
• Ice Road Truckers - Deadliest Roads
• Just in case you thought 0-100 in 16 was quick ....
• Bankers... what do you think??
• Do you check the Toilet before you go?
• Which one would you swap your Volvo for?
• Doh!!
• Ronin on now
• EVO car of the year
• The WTF parking pic of the week
• We're not the only place with soft Prisons...
• Hypermiling in a T5
• Say DOH!!!
• I've just seen what I want for Christmas!
• TVR is BACK!
• We own all the fattest chicks...
• Bargain S40 T5 for sale.
• Remember always use a Condom
• Zr1
• Good place to sell an engagement ring
• Would you go to a topless barbers?
• New Car.... 0-100 in 4.9s
• Galaxy Legion on Facebook
• Saw a new Evoque parked up
• 100 uses for a laser pointer...
• S40 T5 Vibratechnics mount for sale
• I'll get a 4WD cause it's good in the snow...
• What will you be listening to in your car this weekend?
• Subaru BRZ... what do you guys think?
• Another car related ... DOH! thread
• 2x£30 lovefilm vouchers
• Help I've lost My Drone!
• S40 and S60 FPS
• Need Wipers for my S40 T5
• Friend is looking for a V50/V40
• Northerners Cobweb Clearing Fun Run - 27th December
• Epic volvo Car Chase
• Is it just me or are these plonkers cruising in a Prius!?
• Volvo Meets Ricer ... 1:30
• Skybox just died!
• The Perfect Bumper Sticker
• Lucky escape
• Quick Amazon
• This is how to find out what coat-tails are for
• Just in case the Cayenne isn't Fugly enough
• This Weekend I'll be listening to...
• Anyone fancy being a rally driver ?
• Anyone had this happen ?
• V60 Hybrid
• S60 R Vs Insignia
• 164 RS Project
• Glasgow Parking
• What I did on the car this weekend
• XFR Vs AMG63 Vs Panamera Vs M5 drag race
• How to deal with aggressive tailgaters
• Saab is no more...
• Finally some financial sense
• My brother's best friend just dropped dead
• Tell your loved ones they're FAT this Christmas
• 'Big Man' Train hero gets charged.
• Convicted of Death by Dangerous driving on your first lesson...
• Volvo 243
• Ultimate bumper stickers cont...
• Dog Tease...
• Problems getting onto VPC
• BMW Joke
• S60 brakes
• Last night I Was totally out of my Tree....
• Fugly or Pure Sex ?
• I want!
• Anyone good with wordpress and tinternet stuff?
• One Mean Kid!
• I just got a text....
• Windows Alarm...
• wide style volvo boot badge
• Kids in the front Seat
• You want fast... we got fast..!
• 480bhp on 4xspace savers
• Anyone got one of these yet ?
• Women and Children First....
• The Final Insult
• Ever seen a car that made you wish you won the lottery?
• I'm going on a date....
• Bank Rant
• Just Been Speed Dating
• Anyone fancy a cheap house?
• My 320d is just like a 550d....
• No just no... the X6
• Human Speed Camera
• Remember... gingers have souls!
• Eleven!
• About Time...
• Cambelt Change
• Ghetto 75
• Ever had an issue with the toilet?
• It had to happen... held someone up on a slip road
• Gratuitous details about my private life...
• Kermit shocker...
• I have GOT to see this...
• Italian Driving Lesson...
• Failed my chemistry exam!
• War Machine!
• 760 T5 Vid...
• Worst Parking Ever?
• New V40 Photos Leaked
• Which finding Nemo Character are you most like?
• V40 to go 5 cylinder T5 after all?
• V40 Vid...
• I did it for the cookie...
• You'll never guess what I did the other day
• Soundtrack to DRIVE
• Gary Glitter Interview
• Do other drivers treat you differently when you wash your car?
• Big Salty Balls of Steel
• Oh the Horror... Volvo Fiat tie up?
• monkey....
• Monkey is back!!
• Kitchen Cabinets
• Ebay
• New Underwear Please
• Monkeys Lair.. an Exclusive Peek
• Carbon Fibre Headlamp washer covers
• upgrading my pisch
• Asassins Creed On Kinect
• Desk in Glasgow .. free if anyone wants it
• 1,500 thanks
• Madness On Wheels
• Xbox 360
• New Viper
• Noob PC Question - DRAM
• Next Bumper Sticker
• Keep it like it is... small box... or Straight thru
• That's not a backfire... THIS is a backfire
• I have 2 monitors now....
• Yes I'd like a Victoria Beckham Evoque Please!
• In love with my car
• Please Sir... can I have some more camber?
• I'm a footballer and I'd like to pay 250k for a Cayenne
• Itunes and burning CD's
• Could you possibly love cars this much??
• Nom Nom Nom
• Dead Set
• Got pulled by the police 3 times today!
• Volvo 240 Sleeper
• Does your car still talk to you?
• The Communists are back...
• Your all time favourite song
• Fabia Vs GTR
• Ultimate bumper sticker
• Meet tmrw - near Glasgow
• My little drive
• Bonnet Vents Yay or Nay
• Pagani Youtube Channel
• VOLVO badge!
• Spartan Chess
• Pure Filthy Porn
• More Filth
• Fastest Car in the Wet
• Graffiti
• Thought for the day...
• Street Racing
• Ken Blocks new Vid
• Bonnet Vent Fail
• My name is Monkey and I am a Vo-holic
• Scottish Summer Meet
• Skyfall
• WTF - 32k for an abarth!
• What a way to go....
• Need a metal plate!
• This really happened today!
• Noising people up
• Rallying Italian Style
• Long Term test of S60 T6
• Volvo V40 roadtest
• Best sounding non I5-T
• V8 Volvos...
• Scratch Removal
• Scratch Removal
• Awesome Wheels
• Met my dream woman today
• Got Balls? Superbike lap of the ring
• Ferraris now come with a free fire suit
• New Pagani!
• I'm about to revolutionize the world
• Welcome to Glasgow
• It's on order...
• Not normally into drifting... but...
• Anyone fancy a dead cat helicopter?
• Computer backup options
• Lets get your Volvo tentacles tingling
• dalhousie2008 suspended
• You get a 1200bhp Viper and then this happens...
• Considering leaving this Forum
• Thinking of joining these guys
• A Woman scorned
• Spot the Volvo!
• American Metal
• Noble powered S60 to make production?
• Pantera
• 3 Things to thank Sweden For
• Need a wood sheet
• Bloodstock 2012
• noob insurance question
• Moderation standards